Come see what’s in store for the next shrunken adventure!
Somehow, the NES Version Is Better.
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Dinosaurs. Capitalism. Jeff Goldblum.
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Calling this anything other than a fantastic remake would be a Sin.
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The game made by kids who only listened to Heresy off The Downward Spiral.
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You were a kid. You were a squid. Now, you’re a goddamn warrior.
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A loot treadmill worth running.
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Come see what’s in store for the next shrunken adventure!
I have plenty to say about Out of Words.
Now that everyone’s gone to the Rapture, we can get this party started!
Enter your Flow state.
Prepare for pain and pleasure beyond measure!
Get even more spooked!
Explore an all new era of Dragon Ball!
Take on the Galactic League.
Get the power armor, it’s time to clear out some infestations.
There’s never been a better time to discover something brand new!
Don’t call it “Lost” Levels, ya’ll left this behind on purpose.
Somehow, the NES Version Is Better.
Like a lamb to the slaughter.
Dinosaurs. Capitalism. Jeff Goldblum.
The road to hell is paved with tteokbokki.
Calling this anything other than a fantastic remake would be a Sin.
The game made by kids who only listened to Heresy off The Downward Spiral.
Bending joystick buttons.
All this junk washed ashore and I still can’t find Wilson.
You were a kid. You were a squid. Now, you’re a goddamn warrior.
A loot treadmill worth running.
The tragedy is only one knight gets lucky.
Rolling pin rumble.
DOODnasty Warriors.
Join the Starfarers!
It’s basically weeaboo Army of Darkness, when you think about it.
Keep your head down! There’s two of us in here now, remember?
